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TN
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shipping process

Post by TN » 10 months ago

hereโ€™s how I imagine the shipping process works:

At the warehouse, employees work on their knees, so as not to scuff the floor with their shoes. Shuffling along on sore knees, they do their best to pull orders. They load their picks onto carts with triangular shaped wheels (which are cheaper than the round kind) and clunk-clunk-clunk their way to the shipping dock. They load their packages onto covered wagons, which are driven by sloths and pulled by a team of six turtles. Six days later, the covered wagon pulls out onto the main road and your package is on its way!

(No offense to the hard working regular folks on the floor! But shipping from this company is awfully slow.)
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Sea
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Post by Sea » 10 months ago

That is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Sea
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Post by Sea » 10 months ago

That is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Gemini1952
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Post by Gemini1952 » 10 months ago

I ordered something from HSN..got it in 4 days!!. shoplc uses slow asian elephants to make deliveries
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AD
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Post by AD » 10 months ago

Good one TN. :lol: :lol: :lol: ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น
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Amy
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Post by Amy » 10 months ago

Your purchase has to be verified by the robots. Maybe the robots are on slow mode. โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ Good job TN I canโ€™t stop laughing. Poor turtles....
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LUVJADE
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Post by LUVJADE » 10 months ago

The best description EVER of their shipping process!

I am still convinced they are shipping items from India, there's no reasonable explanation for the shipping delays. I can't believe they have not made improvements which essentially means they can care less about the voices of their customers.
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Kewpie
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Post by Kewpie » 10 months ago

TN, thank you for bringing me JOY!
I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.
That was quite a visual! :lol:
Often the truth is spoken in jest. ;)
Kudos to those who truly do their best, day in and day out, in
the warehouse.
Blessings to all. :P
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